Arthur lives with me now. I am sure many of you know who Arthur is. In fact, many of you live with Arthur also. His last name is Itis. You know, Arthur Itis. I found out today he is responsible for my recent back ache. Naughty, naughty Arthur! Although I prefer it to be Arthur rather than Slipt Isk. You know who that is, right? Slipt is much harder to live with. Slipt usually requires a surgical procedure to keep him from causing back aches. Yes, I can live with Arthur. As long as he minds his own business and doesn’t decide to move to new locations.
And puts the toilet seat down.